yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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spankmehardbarry:

spankmehardbarry:

what was the name


unforgivable, horrible, horrible name. never again.

spankmehardbarry:

spankmehardbarry:

what was the name

unforgivable, horrible, horrible name. never again.

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sixpenceee:

omgbuglen:

Hindu Sculpture of Ganesha

Woah

sixpenceee:

omgbuglen:

Hindu Sculpture of Ganesha

Woah

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  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster
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greenmariosmansion:

me: hi
this guy: no homo

greenmariosmansion:

me: hi

this guy: no homo

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offside-goal:

cookingtoddlers:

super-who-lockian:

abiblr:

entelijan:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

I need these children

When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound

Some of these would look so good on t-shirts

A miss is as good as a Mr.

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PIGS

offside-goal:

cookingtoddlers:

super-who-lockian:

abiblr:

entelijan:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

I need these children

When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound

Some of these would look so good on t-shirts

A miss is as good as a Mr.

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PIGS

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rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

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gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

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vanillish:

when yoncé turns into partitionimage

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ridge:

image

my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

image

i’m happy

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spuddruckers:
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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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