ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

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azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

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holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

helioscentrifuge:

zeldasbooty:

nakud woman (with boob) 

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blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

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clintbarttons:

pretentioushipsterbullshit:

clintbarttons:

don’t trust people who don’t like wonder woman

Dont trust people who like shitty characters like wonder woman

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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bubblegloopswamp:

mashpototo:

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*x files theme plays*

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mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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mayor-doctor-of-tardis:

These are amazing [1234]

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open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

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shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website

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